4Real?

A couple in Wellington found out 1 day that they were expecting. After an ultrascan was done months later, the guy decided that this was it, the baby's for real and to celebrate this most joyous occasion, he decided to name his kid 4Real. Okay, you think i'm kidding. Officials at the Registry of names thought the guy was too, so they rejected his application. Undeterred, he decided on a second name for his kid, Superman. BUT, this was just a pseudo name, an apt one in fact, as he is insistent on his kid to be named 4Real, and he said that his kid will be called 4Real at home. Perhaps the guy thought his wife was joking when she said she was pregnant...

FEW YEARS LATER..

The fad with strange names seems to be catching on these days. A hardcore Britney Spears fan named her 2nd kid OopsIdiditagain. In Singapore too, A guy named Daniel was interviewed about his newborn, whom he named Iron Metallica Maiden S/O Bash Bash Mosh.
Reporter: So Mr Daniel, why did you name your kid with such a ...(pause) long name?
Daniel: (Whose head was nodding back and forth in a most violent manner) No choice dah, I had a tough choice between Iron maiden and metallica, so I came up with a portmanteau. Moshhhh!!
In fact, I've already decided my next kid's name. It will be AKORN. Just to mock the Rnb bitches!
Daniels goes mad and starts spinning with his arms outstretched. End of interview.