Green Pecs

Sent by:Garry Johal
To:Derrick
Time:09:09 hrs 22-10-06
Message:
I glanced to the west and what did i spot?That wench Green Pecs,flirting away with that olive skinned chap.I find his ebony obsession most unsettling.That ample ear-haired ruffian has also forgoed his freedom to quit this vile place in order that he may pursue conversations of a most graphic sexual nature with that horny fiend.The sound of their 2 zips simultaneously bursting hurt my ears and I know not if I shall ever have full hearing faculties ever again.I implore you,do not go down that path. There is nothing but a waxy mess of ear hair and lard at the end of the treacherous road.