Sent by:Garry Johal
To:Derrick
Time: 14:07 10-10-2006
Message:
A mere peasant knows nothing of modern healthcare.Healthcare to me is inserting a ground up brinjal into my anus to assuage constipation.However, aristocrats like yourself are very different. Why right now you have left for a heart appointment in your hansom cab, festooned in luscious silk and cotton. Tis good,sir, health is wealth.But what do i know, us common folk only visit the doctor when we are at death's door.Why just last week, dear Vincent the dung-sorter visited a doctor. He has accidentally severed his leg in a freak barber incident. However being as he is a humble, poor man, he received some cough syrup with instructions to massage the afflicted stump daily, that it would grow back in a few months.Thus good king Sir of the gentry, appreciate thy high standings.