Sent by: Garry Johal
To: Derrick
Time: 08:44 10/10/2006
Message:
A man, here stands, with mic in hand
arm at perpendicular, lyric sheet everclear
croons but for a bovine crowd
who hangs on his every word.
Buffonerious guffaws, ill-advised applause
do but encourage now mindless prat
to elevate his whinings to quality that
would even bore a lobotomized cat.

Tis meet this fool's presence away is whisked
if not for his folly then his broken wrist