Sent by: Derrick
To: Garry Johal
Time: 11:45 19-11-2006
Message:
While i was enduring a turbulent and ardous time, a fiend by the name of Gaerryie, a counterpart of mine, decided with malicious intent, to leave our abode and flee this threshold of doom by means of abolishing a filthy letter of abstinence(aka mc). I was shocked beyond repreive at his lack of loyalty.I met this mangy beast a day after.He was covered with a shaggy mane which reached the end of his scrotum.Apparently , he has reached a mood of lackadascaliaty(also known as ord mood.) When I reproached him for his abysmal behaviour, he gave me a candid shrug and thats that.How languid! Apparently the imbecile has earmarked his calender in wild anticipation for his date of repreive. That ostentatious cunning beast.Behaving in such an immoral manner, shaming me along the way, as i still enamour for my freedom.Vile creature, be gone from the filth of heavens and away with thy promethean nature.